XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments, alt.writing   
   From: rre@mla001.demon.co.uk   
      
   In message , Shez   
    writes   
   >In article <1q9m965x9xkjx$.10ccrkff1rgra$.dlg@40tude.net>, Jane Asher's   
   >Vagina  writes   
   >>On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:44:32 +0000, Shez wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> Sorry, I dropped to my knees, literally, laffing, at this CatShit below.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>How can anyone be so fucken st00pid as to post garbage like this? Why not   
   >>>>stick your hand in a blender if you want to be in pain?   
   >>>>   
   >>>> it don't hurt   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>> she ain't hurt, that's what my grandpa said   
   >>>> after I fell off the tractor   
   >>>> she ain't hurt - and I wasn't   
   >>>> grandma made me come in the house anyway   
   >>>>   
   >>>> mother told me, that don't hurt   
   >>>> when she slapped me for sassing her   
   >>>> it didn't hurt much   
   >>>> her aim is bad   
   >>>>   
   >>>> once, in a motorcycle wreck,   
   >>>> I scraped some leather off my riding jacket   
   >>>> bruised my hip   
   >>>> but the bike got hurt worse   
   >>>>   
   >>>> I used to have a man around who'd hurt my feelings   
   >>>> I even let him hit me sometimes   
   >>>> his aim was better than mother's   
   >>>> but he don't me hurt no more   
   >>>>   
   >>>> it don't always feel good to hurt   
   >>>> but it's better than not feeling nothin'   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>  Renay   
   >>>   
   >>> Poetry its not...   
   >>   
   >>Incorrect.   
   >>   
   >>>and its not welcome on other newsgroups.   
   >>   
   >>Readjust your crown, Appointed Queen of From Wherever The Hell you are, I   
   >>didn't see itor, of course, I would have bowed appropriately.   
   >   
   >   
   >Lets just say I am a poetry critic and you lot are worst poets I have   
   >ever come across... now take your pathetic attempts at verse and put   
   >them into the infants class, which is about their level.   
   >Bombarding other groups with your infantile verse and incoherent chatter   
   >is what your all about. Their isn't a decent brain among the lot of you,   
   >I don't suppose any of you had more than a third grade education.   
      
   And yet even the severely challenged Vagina has been known to spell   
   "you're" correctly.  If you're (see how it works) going to play the   
   poetry oracle for pity's sake buy a decent grammar primer.   
      
   Rob   
      
   --   
   Rob Evans   
   When I see a swine   
   I reach for 45-calibre pearls.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)