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   From: buzzardz@buzzardnest.us   
      
   "Will Dockery"  wrote in   
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   news:1109618804.369276.52250@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...   
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   | Russell B. Waters wrote:   
   | > "Will Dockery"  wrote   
   in message   
   | >   
   news:64638$4222d2fb$18d62363$8216@KNOLOGY.NET...   
   | > > Three of the worst poems I've ever read.   
   Entertaining, yes, but   
   | fucken bad   
   | > > stuff:   
   | > >   
   | > > From: Renay Saint James   
   | > > Subject: kiss me   
   | > > Newsgroups: rec.arts.poems   
   | > >   
   | > > Kiss Me   
   | > >   
   | > > When you fucked the neighbor's wife   
   | > > my heart hurt.  but you couldn't kiss it   
   | > > 'cause you were, well, fucking the   
   | > > neighbor's wife.  You couldn't kiss   
   | > > the stripe where you'd torn out   
   | > > my stitches, they'd handcuffed you by then.   
   | > > I wasn't in a kissing mood anyway.   
   | > > I understand why you couldn't kiss me   
   | > > while I lay in labor, you weren't there.   
   | > > How many times you missed your chance   
   | > > and now,   
   | > >   
   | > > I'd rather just shake hands.   
   | > >   
   | > >  Renay   
   | > >   
   | >   
   | > That was just plain terrible.   
   | >   
   | > > ---   
   | > >   
   | > > From: Barbara's Cat (cat@127.0.0.1)   
   | > > Subject: Coffee Talk -- C & C Please   
   | > > Newsgroups: alt.arts.poetry.comments,   
   rec.arts.poems   
   | > >   
   | > > - Coffee Talk -   
   | > >   
   | > > I think I'll make some coffee   
   | > > And sit with you awhile,   
   | > > And talk about the good days   
   | > > You gave me with a smile.   
   | > >   
   | > > Strolling through Savannah's parks   
   | > > In patched-up dungarees.   
   | > > Holding hands and making plans,   
   | > > Leaving letters in the trees.   
   | > >   
   | > > You and I were being young   
   | > > And simple in our style,   
   | > > Dreaming of a little house   
   | > > With multi-colored tiles.   
   | > >   
   | > > And in its little kitchen,   
   | > > We'd place our wooden chairs   
   | > > Around a little table,   
   | > > To discuss our little cares.   
   | > >   
   | > > And we would make some coffee   
   | > > And sit there for a while,   
   | > > And talk about the good days   
   | > > We'd shared with a smile.   
   | > >   
   | > > -- Cat   
   | >   
   | > That wasn't too bad at all.   
   |   
   | Barbie's poems are very entertaining, I agree.   
      
   You wouldn't know a good poem if it grew   
   legs and kicked you in the aZz.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)