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   From: jrst@earthlink.net   
      
   In article <1109619704.231909.258390@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, Will   
   Dockery   
   says...   
      
   >> and what's the point of having the Baby Dockery Dance if it's not   
   >performed by   
   >> the Baby Dockery?   
   >   
   >I've got plenty of projects in the works as it is...   
      
   i don't notice that you're working on anything, dockery. you can do the dockery   
   baby dance, how long would that take? not very.   
      
   >but I wouldn't   
   >mind farming it out with the rubber stamp, ala Warhol.   
      
   really? what projects did Warhol "farm out?"   
      
   >> >Remember that big baby thing from the Devo stage show? I dimly   
   >recall   
   >> >it, but something like that, and Cook could just paste my face on   
   >it,   
   >> >and presto!   
   >>   
   >> just cut out the middle man! do it at your next show! pants around   
   >your ankles,   
   >> baby bonnet, sing with your thumb in your mouth! people will think   
   >you're just   
   >> great. think of the attention you would get!   
   >   
   >Attention's not a problem.   
      
   um, i think you're lying again, dockery. with you the attention is everything.   
      
   and what's the problem? you've already shown you don't care what you look like   
   on stage, so why would you have a problem doing the baby dockery dance on stage   
   and video tape the event?   
      
   it's easy, you pull down your pants, you wear a baby bonnet, you try singing   
   with your thumb in your mouth, and there you go: baby dockery dance.   
      
   why are you so afraid to try this?   
      
      
   >A good idea for a Cook parody, but otherwise, I don't have the time to   
   >fool with it.   
      
   what are you doing, dockery? how much time does it take to stagger around on a   
   stage in a dive somewhere?   
      
   come on, do it! the baby dockery dance! what are you afraid of?   
      
      
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