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   j r sherman to All   
   Re: (Ping Cook) The "SoHo" presentation    
   28 Feb 05 14:49:34   
   
   XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments   
   From: jrst@earthlink.net   
      
   In article , Karla says...   
   >   
   >On 28 Feb 2005 12:46:39 -0800, j r sherman   wrote:   
   >   
   >>In article <1109622212.627814.199740@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>, Will   
   Dockery   
   >>says...   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>j r sherman wrote:   
   >>>> In article <1109619704.231909.258390@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,   
   >>>Will Dockery   
   >>>> says...   
   >>>>   
   >>>> >> and what's the point of having the Baby Dockery Dance if it's not   
   >>>> >performed by   
   >>>> >> the Baby Dockery?   
   >>>> >   
   >>>> >I've got plenty of projects in the works as it is...   
   >>>>   
   >>>> i don't notice that you're working on anything, dockery.   
   >>>   
   >>>I didn't notice you hanging around Shadowville, either...   
   >>   
   >>why would anyone with taste want to?   
   >>   
   >>>how long have   
   >>>you been here? Feel free to introduce yourself... meet me at SoHo   
   >>>around ten, where I'll be with Henry and whoever else can make it.   
   >>   
   >>why? i can laugh at you from the comfort of my own computer.   
   >>   
   >>>> you can do the dockery   
   >>>> baby dance, how long would that take? not very.   
   >>>   
   >>>Nah, it just doesn't thrill me. You've my blessing, make it happen!   
   >>   
   >>so you do care what other people think of you. if that were the case, why on   
   >>EARTH would you be so proud of that wretched video tape you allowed Michael   
   Cook   
   >>to post in public? have some dignity, dockery, for god's sake!   
   >   
   >OK, it's becoming clear.  Too bad Dr. Robert isn't around to make these   
   >observations.  But he doesn't seem to be so, let me bore you all.   
   >   
   >We've noted Dockery's obsession with Renay, Renay's poems, Renay's lifestyle,   
   >who she sleeps with, who anyone who's slept with her sleeps with, where she   
   >lives, what she eats, etc.   
      
   it's been quite frightening.   
      
   >We've observed his hundreds of daily rants towards Renay, Renay's poems, etc.   
   >These seem to be a Dockery denial of his obsession.  "Renay, you are [insert   
   >insult].  Renay your poems are [insert insult].  But his obsession with Renay   
   >persists so that we see new manifestations daily.   Clearly, his will is weak.   
   >He can't but help obsess.   
      
   >Most recently, we've watched the Dockery tick-tocking on stage.  And the   
   >question arises in all of our minds:  why would anyone, anyone at all   
   >humiliate himself like that?   
      
   not anyone with any dignity left in them.   
      
   >What's that rule about the most obvious answer being the likely reason?   
   >Anyways, it's not uncommon for adults to get stuck.  And to get stuck in   
   >adolescence.   
   >   
   >Obviously, Dockery has a school boy crush on Renay.  She's not interested.   
   >Like most schoolboys, Dockery is horrified that he has a crush and stricken   
   >with fear that anyone would find out.  So he insults and humiliates.  This   
   >doesn't seem to reap anymore posts or personal email or trips to the UK than   
   >usual so Dockery, desperate for her attention, posts up a video.  Not only can   
   >he fantasize about her watching it, he can also carry it into his future   
   >everytime he gets on stage.  Somewhere in the murky crowd, Renay is   
   >watching...   
      
   you have struck upon an obvious truth, Ms. Karla.   
      
   >How badly he wants her attention.  How badly he wants the approval of her   
   >friends and online colleagues.  The fact that none of his reposting of her   
   >poems has yielded his heart's desire and his hundreds of posts filled with   
   >banality hasn't increased her awareness (or post count) doesn't dissuade him.   
   >I bet if Renay asked him to don a ruffled pink & yellow polka dotted baby cap   
   >on stage, he'd do it.  In fact, my writing this will probably illicit private   
   >moments of thumb sucking and mirror gazing by Dockery.   
      
   indeed!   
      
   >At any rate, you know the old story...the fact that this "stuckness" can   
   >strike anyone regardless of class stratification horrifies Dockery.  Why else   
   >would he dream up a double-wide life for his Renay?  He distances himself from   
   >his attractions by distancing himself on this newsgroup with base, juvenile   
   >attacks on Ms. Renay.  And anyone else who stands between him & the object of   
   >his thumb-sucking love.   
      
   and lately it's been quite frightening in it's intensity, as if he was going to   
   explode at any moment. at first Ms. Renay was just a lousy poet, but now he's   
   manifested his obsession into really terrible and almost violent comments.   
      
   >So let's take out the jump ropes, and sing along...   
   >   
   >Dockery and Renay   
   >sittin' in a tree   
   >K I S S I N G...   
      
   heh.   
      
   >Peversely yours,   
   >   
   >Karla   
      
   let's just be thankful that Renay lives far away from dockery. who knows where   
   his obsession with her could lead to?   
      
   he could get really hurt if he tried anything.   
      
   love and kisses,   
      
   j r sherman   
      
      
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