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   From: hkt@xnet.com   
      
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   On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 07:24:02 -0500, Barbara's Cat  wrote:   
      
   ...the 18th article in a series of articles attempting to belittle Will   
   Dockery....   
      
   <...>   
      
   >* Cat's Laws of Pizzagirls *   
   >   
   >First Law:   
   >A pizzagirl must be obsessed with a human being   
   >and, through obsession, cause all human beings   
   >to point and laugh at it.   
      
   Like your obsession with Will Dockery?  LOL!   
      
   >Second Law:   
   >A pizzagirl must be obsessed with a human being's   
   >posts and obsessively repost them over and over   
   >again in addition to obeying the First Law.   
      
   Yep, that's exactly what you're doing, Cat.   
      
   >Third Law:   
   >A pizzagirl must confirm itself as the pathetic   
   >obsessed pizzagirl it is by habitually posting   
   >spam links to its pathetic pizzagirl excrement   
   >within each of its obsessed pizzagirl posts in   
   >addition to obeying the First and Second Law.   
      
   Unless, of course, the Pizzagirl doesn't have a website to point to.   
      
   Are you aiming to be named Pizzagirl of the Year?   
      
   Inquiring minds want to know.....   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)