XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments, alt.poetry   
   From: renayspam@yahoo.com   
      
   "Will Dockery"  wrote in message   
   news:1109684055.275952.260310@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...   
   >   
   > Renay wrote:   
   >> "Dennis Hammes' Sword"  wrote in message   
   >> news:d00810$mmd$1@domitilla.aioe.org...   
   >> >   
   >> > On 2005-02-28 karlark@sbcglobal.net said:   
   >> >   
   >> >   > Obviously, Dockery has a school boy crush on Renay.   
   >> >   >   
   >> >   >  [ ... embarrassingly adolescent 'analysis' snipped ... ]   
   >> >   >   
   >> >   > How badly he wants her attention.   
   >> >   
   >> > Ah.  If only YOU were worthy of such attentive adulation.   
   >> > Eh, Karla?   
   >> >   
   >> > But the truth is much less Freudian.   
   >> >   
   >> > Early on, Renay aligned herself with The Cabal, and -- like   
   >> > a dutiful Cabal-slurping lemming -- she jumped on the 'Bash-   
   >> > Will-Dockery-and-his-poetry' bandwagon.   
   >> >   
   >> > And she rode that wagon plenty hard over an extended period   
   >> > of time.   
   >> >   
   >> > So when Renay's posted 'poetry' ultimately revealed that she   
   >> > had literally no aesthetic basis for criticizing anyone else's   
   >> > efforts, Will merely began pointing out the obvious.   
   >> >   
   >> > Call it 'the emperor has no clothes,' call it 'neener-neener,'   
   >> > call it 'pay-back,' call it 'self-defense,' call it 'karma.'   
   >> >   
   >> > But whatever you choose to call it, it's perfectly within the   
   >> > long-established bounds of these troll 'poetry' newsgroups.   
   >> >   
   >> > In light of what had previously transpired, you can hardly blame   
   >> > Dockery for playing a trump card when it became available to him.   
   >> >   
   >> > It's all in the archives.  You could look it up.   
   >> >   
   >> > In any case, Renay doesn't need you to come running to her defense.   
   >> > Trust me, the acid-tongued Mizz Renay is perfectly capable of   
   >> > looking out for herself.  She's had plenty of practice in this   
   >> > arena.   
   >> >   
   >> > As Renay, herself, once wrote:   
   >> >   
   >> >     "what do two million battered women have in common?   
   >> >     they never learned when to shut up."   
   >> >   
   >> > Best take a clue, Karla, from your Usenet friend Renay.  She's   
   >> > clearly much more experienced in these matters than you are.   
   >> > Rilly.   
   >>   
   >> not to intrude on this little fantasy with the truth, but...   
   >   
   > You can't seem to handle the *truth*, Renny Skank.   
   >   
   >> the bandwagon story is complete bullshit.   
   >   
   > You deny the bandwagon of thugs you "ride" with? Heh.   
   >   
   >>in fact, there was a time   
   >> I actually tried to take Drunkery seriously.   
   >   
   > The name's Will Dockery.   
   >   
   > Renny Skank James, writer of mediocre navel gazing confessional   
   > "poetry" [which would be called *not a poem* by the very critics she   
   > slurps] that she apparently swiped from an old soap opera [since she   
   > denies it being autobiographical] tries to take *me* seriosuly?   
   >   
   > Your poetry's crap. I reviewed it, and though it has it's [mostly   
   > accidentally] enjoyable moments, I pointed out the fact that it's   
   > sloppily written crap. This continues on endlessly because you can't   
   > accept a negative review.   
   >   
   your mouse got away from you, Drunkery. as a favour   
   to you, I'm putting the text back in.   
      
   not to intrude on this little fantasy with the truth, but...   
      
   the bandwagon story is complete bullshit. in fact, there was a time   
   I actually tried to take Drunkery seriously. the short version is, I   
   finally told him to rewrite his own goddamned poems and stop   
   humping my leg. somewhere in the middle of all of it was some   
   pretty icky suck-upping and apparently confusing anything other   
   than "shut up, Dorkery, you're a dumbass" as some sort of   
   e-fondness. there was also an IPOD and a hat. I still have both,   
   thankyouverymuch.   
      
   now there's a lot of daily Renay, Renay, Renay and me getting   
   back some really old poetry. some of it is actually worth saving.   
   most of it is like looking back at photographs from gradeschool.   
      
   this latest flurry began shortly after we were informed that   
   Drunkery was writing an essay comparing Jim's work to that   
   of Jim Morrison. please note that the promised essay has   
   never appeared and, in fact, has taken a backseat to every   
   increasing posts with my name in it. (just in case Jim isn't   
   reading this, someone tell him I'M IN FIRST PLACE!)   
      
   so, you think it was the leg-humping comments or the ones   
   when I made fun of his 'fro?   
      
   Renay   
      
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