XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments   
   From: renayspam@yahoo.com   
      
   "Dennis Hammes' Sword"  wrote in message   
   news:d03822$n8a$1@domitilla.aioe.org...   
   >   
   > On 2005-03-01 renayspam@yahoo.com said:   
   >   
   >   > you're not Drunkery at all. I'm SO sorry! my bad.   
   >   >   
   >   > all the clues were there. really, I feel terrible   
   >   > about this mistake. the strings, the lies, the   
   >   > jackass pal, my goodness,whatever was I   
   >   > thinking? no, you're not Drunkery, you are, in fact   
   >   >   
   >   > MY BITCH   
   >   >   
   >   > Renay   
   >   
   > See, it's this kind of low-class stuff that tends to   
   > lead folks to the inevitable conclusion that they may   
   > be dealing with down-in-the-dirt redneck trailer trash.   
   >   
   > As a nominal 'poet,' words are your tools.  Perhaps in   
   > the future, you could try to use them to express your   
   > emotion in a more sophisticated, more image-laden and   
   > more socially acceptable manner.   
   >   
   > When you use your word-tools wisely, you're able to build   
   > a verbal mansion from which to defame your detractors.   
   >   
   > Here, unfortunately, you've constructed only a 1973 single-   
   > wide...if you catch my drift, and I think you do.   
      
   perhaps you are correct. I see how the use of colloquial   
   language, combined with my creative punctuation would   
   lead a reader to believe I am uneducated and, as you   
   say, "down-in-the-dirt redneck trailer trash."   
      
   I assure you, my social skills are intact. they were early   
   learned and as much a part of my daily life as breathing is.   
   however, this is a newsgroup, not a gala. nor is it a public   
   event where I am expected to behave in any manner other   
   than that which I choose at this particular moment.   
      
   since you have chosen to correspond with me in such   
   an apparently sincere way, I will respond in kind and   
   revise my earlier post documenting the similarities between   
   a participant here and a fictional character.   
      
   in the most sophisticated, image-laden and more socially   
   acceptable manner I am able to produce on such short   
   notice and without further revision, what I meant to say is:   
      
      
   DRUNKERY IS MY BITCH.   
      
   Renay   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)