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   Pip to Pertial   
   Re: Practical magick.   
   03 Mar 05 00:08:52   
   
   XPost: alt.religion.wicca, alt.arts.poetry.comments, alt.writing   
   XPost: alt.magick   
   From: Aetyr@nc.rr.com   
      
   "Pertial"  wrote in message   
   news:4225ecad$1_1@127.0.0.1...   
   >   
   > > Why don't you leave the old woman alone, and come after someone who is   
   your   
   > > own age?  Lets play.   
   > > Pip   
   >   
   > Doubt Rob is coming after anyone.   
   > Rob, don't you come before most?   
   > I'd thought it your choice in women.  :)   
      
   How could I be unkind to anyone who goes for the balls like that?   
      
      
      
      
   >   
   > Whatcha wanna play, Pip?   
   >   
   > Limericks?   
   >   
   > I knew an old crone that would drone   
   > on and on as she'd chew on the bone   
   >    that she stirred in her caldron,   
   >    mug like Karl Malden,   
   > she cried in her room all alone.  :(   
   >   
   >   
   > P   
      
   A hell of a poet was Rob   
   He wrote as he polished his knob   
   He sez "I'm facinatin"   
   But he's just masturbatin'   
   And the poem just ends in a blob   
      
   Pip   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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