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|    david rutkowski to All    |
|    toys for a new generation    |
|    04 Mar 05 13:18:28    |
      From: davidsands@yahoo.com              -- the tinkerbell vampire bat -- clever device in       her buttocks turns her from a kind-hearted faerie       to blood-sucking whore. Recommended for ages above       the age of consent.              -- terrorist with a WMD -- can you find the WMD?       It's hidden somewhere in a body cavity, and fleet       foot interrogators will pile them up until one       screams "Allah, forgive me for lying with my       brethren with a WMD in one of my bodily cavities.               "Works every time" -- one hand Luke                     -- Clipper set. Fingernails, toenails, wisdom       teeth are all fair game. Comes with 100 surgical       sponges and mistranslated quotes from the Koran.       Learn why "die-hard" is a euphemism invented by       the extremist right.              -- Barbie Does Everybody. We knew her. We screwed       her. Now pull a string, and she'll explain why.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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