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   david rutkowski to All   
   toys for a new generation   
   04 Mar 05 13:18:28   
   
   From: davidsands@yahoo.com   
      
   -- the tinkerbell vampire bat -- clever device in   
   her buttocks turns her from a kind-hearted faerie   
   to blood-sucking whore. Recommended for ages above   
   the age of consent.   
      
   -- terrorist with a WMD -- can you find the WMD?   
   It's hidden somewhere in a body cavity, and fleet   
   foot interrogators will pile them up until one   
   screams "Allah, forgive me for lying with my   
   brethren with a WMD in one of my bodily cavities.   
      
       "Works every time"  -- one hand Luke   
      
      
   -- Clipper set. Fingernails, toenails, wisdom   
   teeth are all fair game. Comes with 100 surgical   
   sponges and mistranslated quotes from the Koran.   
   Learn why "die-hard" is a euphemism invented by   
   the extremist right.   
      
   -- Barbie Does Everybody. We knew her. We screwed   
   her. Now pull a string, and she'll explain why.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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