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   were gay, you decided to prove your heterosexuality to her by forcing a   
   kiss on her, shoving your hand down her pants and groping her crotch.   
   You realized that you might have been a little too familiar with her,   
   and made a couple of puns in an attempt to lighten the situation, but   
   the girl was still out of it and seemed okay with your manhandling of   
   her.  You woke up with a woody, and wish you knew how to get in touch   
   with her to make your dream come true.   
      
   As you can see, I have analyzed each line of your poem, and explained   
   how each one supports this interpretation.   
      
   If you are able to show how *the words of each line* clearly mean   
   something else, please feel free to do so.   
      
   However, based on the above examination, I don't see how one could   
   justifiably interpret your poem any other way.   
      
   -- Michael Pendragon   
   “Yes, the poem itself is based on a dress I had 43 years ago.   
   May 8th 1982 to be exact.” – Will "I'm a Lumberjack" Donkey   
      
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   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)