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|    NancyGene to HarryLime    |
|    Re: THE SHITHOLEVILLE MYTHOS: Ode to My     |
|    30 Jun 25 12:33:37    |
      [continued from previous message]              >> "Zod, your butt smoke-detector kept beeping all night.       >> It bothered me much as I tried hard to write       >> one spam post a minute on all subjects trite,       >> but Dave needs his f*gs, even at your camp site.       >>       >> "I think I need a new pair of glasses--       >> I gaze in the mirror and see two big a**es.       >> I'm tall and slim and my beauty outclasses       >> everyone else, Zod, in the great unwashed masses.       >>       >> "Zod, I now think my children are genetically cursed       >> by their moms' DNA, which is just liverwurst       >> to my caviar breeding and cordon bleu verse,       >> and the moms didn't cede that I always come first.       >>       >> "Thanks for the grip on my lip, friend!       >> Our back-and-forth circle jerk will never end!       >> I'll write something stupid,       >> While you'll be my Cupid,       >> Oh, the trolling times that we'll spend!       >>       >> "Zod, I know that Tina pines for me still.       >> You must admit, no one does it like Will.       >> I kicked her out twice and then sent her a bill.       >> As girlfriends go, though, she was run-of-the-mill.       >>       >> "Zod, you know I'm on top and that's where I'll stay.       >> You must keep my posts bumped"they can't go away.       >> I'll take morn and night and you have late day.       >> The rest of the time, stay below my beltway.       >       >       >       >       > Bump.              We are looking forward to the sequel.       >       >       > This is a response to the post seen at:       > http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=690248264#690248264              --              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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