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   NancyGene to HarryLime   
   Re: THE SHITHOLEVILLE MYTHOS: Ode to My    
   30 Jun 25 12:33:37   
   
   [continued from previous message]   
      
   >> "Zod, your butt smoke-detector kept beeping all night.   
   >> It bothered me much as I tried hard to write   
   >> one spam post a minute on all subjects trite,   
   >> but Dave needs his f*gs, even at your camp site.   
   >>   
   >> "I think I need a new pair of glasses--   
   >> I gaze in the mirror and see two big a**es.   
   >> I'm tall and slim and my beauty outclasses   
   >> everyone else, Zod, in the great unwashed masses.   
   >>   
   >> "Zod, I now think my children are genetically cursed   
   >> by their moms' DNA, which is just liverwurst   
   >> to my caviar breeding and cordon bleu verse,   
   >> and the moms didn't cede that I always come first.   
   >>   
   >> "Thanks for the grip on my lip, friend!   
   >> Our back-and-forth circle jerk will never end!   
   >> I'll write something stupid,   
   >> While you'll be my Cupid,   
   >> Oh, the trolling times that we'll spend!   
   >>   
   >> "Zod, I know that Tina pines for me still.   
   >> You must admit, no one does it like Will.   
   >> I kicked her out twice and then sent her a bill.   
   >> As girlfriends go, though, she was run-of-the-mill.   
   >>   
   >> "Zod, you know I'm on top and that's where I'll stay.   
   >> You must keep my posts bumped"they can't go away.   
   >> I'll take morn and night and you have late day.   
   >> The rest of the time, stay below my beltway.   
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   > Bump.   
      
   We are looking forward to the sequel.   
   >   
   >   
   > This is a response to the post seen at:   
   > http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=690248264#690248264   
      
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