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|    Re: THE SHITHOLEVILLE MYTHOS: Ode to My     |
|    30 Jun 25 08:58:08    |
      [continued from previous message]              >>> "You're such a sphinc for my dink, General Stink.       >>> I'm glad that you finally got out of the clink.       >>> Clay may be my son, but you're my favorite twink.       >>> You gurgle all night like the drain in my sink.       >>>       >>> "Thanks for the dance on my pants, Zod.       >>> You really know how to work on my bod!       >>> Your pat on my back       >>> Is even greater on my sac       >>> Now let's see what you can do on my rod.       >>>       >>> "Try not to drool on my fat, General Gnat.       >>> I know what you're thinking, but I'll squash you flat.       >>> So put down that knife and go hunt down a rat.       >>> And keep your old drool off my fat, General Gnat.       >>>       >>> "Thank you for chugging my train, General Stain.       >>> You tug and you chug and you drive me insane.       >>> Call me 'Out-damn-standing!' then slurp me again!       >>> And thank you for chugging my train, General Stain.       >>       >>       >>       >> Bump.       >       > One of the greatest poems in the English (or any other) language.       >>       >>       >> This is a response to the post seen at:       >> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=690247572#690247572       >       > --       the language the usa stole cause they never had one              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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