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   % to NancyGene   
   Re: THE SHITHOLEVILLE MYTHOS: Ode to My    
   30 Jun 25 08:58:08   
   
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   >>> "You're such a sphinc for my dink, General Stink.   
   >>> I'm glad that you finally got out of the clink.   
   >>> Clay may be my son, but you're my favorite twink.   
   >>> You gurgle all night like the drain in my sink.   
   >>>   
   >>> "Thanks for the dance on my pants, Zod.   
   >>> You really know how to work on my bod!   
   >>> Your pat on my back   
   >>> Is even greater on my sac   
   >>> Now let's see what you can do on my rod.   
   >>>   
   >>> "Try not to drool on my fat, General Gnat.   
   >>> I know what you're thinking, but I'll squash you flat.   
   >>> So put down that knife and go hunt down a rat.   
   >>> And keep your old drool off my fat, General Gnat.   
   >>>   
   >>> "Thank you for chugging my train, General Stain.   
   >>> You tug and you chug and you drive me insane.   
   >>> Call me 'Out-damn-standing!' then slurp me again!   
   >>> And thank you for chugging my train, General Stain.   
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   >> Bump.   
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   > One of the greatest poems in the English (or any other) language.   
   >>   
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   >> This is a response to the post seen at:   
   >> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=690247572#690247572   
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   > --   
   the language the usa stole cause they never had one   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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