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   % to NancyGene   
   Re: THE SHITHOLEVILLE MYTHOS: Ode to My    
   30 Jun 25 08:59:18   
   
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   >>> I am the chosen, and you are a has-been.   
   >>> God will agree you're a 1 to my 10.   
   >>>   
   >>> "Did you hear about robots made from frog guts?   
   >>> I know you eat toads and savor their butts.   
   >>> You may be a droid but enjoy mud cold cuts.   
   >>> Your tadpoles draw flies as do you, General Putz.   
   >>>   
   >>> "Zod, can I sell your liver just after you croak?   
   >>> Pen says you have until April, no joke.   
   >>> I know it's infused with an alcohol soak, and   
   >>> the carp in the river would eat it and choke.   
   >>>   
   >>> "Thanks for listening, friend!   
   >>> My crap will never end!   
   >>> I'll troll and I'll post   
   >>> Until I'm a ghost,   
   >>> Then time in Hell I will spend.   
   >>>   
   >>> "Zod, your butt smoke-detector kept beeping all night.   
   >>> It bothered me much as I tried hard to write   
   >>> one spam post a minute on all subjects trite,   
   >>> but Dave needs his f*gs, even at your camp site.   
   >>>   
   >>> "I think I need a new pair of glasses--   
   >>> I gaze in the mirror and see two big a**es.   
   >>> I'm tall and slim and my beauty outclasses   
   >>> everyone else, Zod, in the great unwashed masses.   
   >>>   
   >>> "Zod, I now think my children are genetically cursed   
   >>> by their moms' DNA, which is just liverwurst   
   >>> to my caviar breeding and cordon bleu verse,   
   >>> and the moms didn't cede that I always come first.   
   >>>   
   >>> "Thanks for the grip on my lip, friend!   
   >>> Our back-and-forth circle jerk will never end!   
   >>> I'll write something stupid,   
   >>> While you'll be my Cupid,   
   >>> Oh, the trolling times that we'll spend!   
   >>>   
   >>> "Zod, I know that Tina pines for me still.   
   >>> You must admit, no one does it like Will.   
   >>> I kicked her out twice and then sent her a bill.   
   >>> As girlfriends go, though, she was run-of-the-mill.   
   >>>   
   >>> "Zod, you know I'm on top and that's where I'll stay.   
   >>> You must keep my posts bumped"they can't go away.   
   >>> I'll take morn and night and you have late day.   
   >>> The rest of the time, stay below my beltway.   
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   >> Bump.   
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   > We are looking forward to the sequel.   
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   >> This is a response to the post seen at:   
   >> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=690248264#690248264   
   >   
   > --   
   who's we   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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