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|    % to NancyGene    |
|    Re: THE SHITHOLEVILLE MYTHOS: Ode to My     |
|    30 Jun 25 08:59:18    |
      [continued from previous message]              >>> I am the chosen, and you are a has-been.       >>> God will agree you're a 1 to my 10.       >>>       >>> "Did you hear about robots made from frog guts?       >>> I know you eat toads and savor their butts.       >>> You may be a droid but enjoy mud cold cuts.       >>> Your tadpoles draw flies as do you, General Putz.       >>>       >>> "Zod, can I sell your liver just after you croak?       >>> Pen says you have until April, no joke.       >>> I know it's infused with an alcohol soak, and       >>> the carp in the river would eat it and choke.       >>>       >>> "Thanks for listening, friend!       >>> My crap will never end!       >>> I'll troll and I'll post       >>> Until I'm a ghost,       >>> Then time in Hell I will spend.       >>>       >>> "Zod, your butt smoke-detector kept beeping all night.       >>> It bothered me much as I tried hard to write       >>> one spam post a minute on all subjects trite,       >>> but Dave needs his f*gs, even at your camp site.       >>>       >>> "I think I need a new pair of glasses--       >>> I gaze in the mirror and see two big a**es.       >>> I'm tall and slim and my beauty outclasses       >>> everyone else, Zod, in the great unwashed masses.       >>>       >>> "Zod, I now think my children are genetically cursed       >>> by their moms' DNA, which is just liverwurst       >>> to my caviar breeding and cordon bleu verse,       >>> and the moms didn't cede that I always come first.       >>>       >>> "Thanks for the grip on my lip, friend!       >>> Our back-and-forth circle jerk will never end!       >>> I'll write something stupid,       >>> While you'll be my Cupid,       >>> Oh, the trolling times that we'll spend!       >>>       >>> "Zod, I know that Tina pines for me still.       >>> You must admit, no one does it like Will.       >>> I kicked her out twice and then sent her a bill.       >>> As girlfriends go, though, she was run-of-the-mill.       >>>       >>> "Zod, you know I'm on top and that's where I'll stay.       >>> You must keep my posts bumped"they can't go away.       >>> I'll take morn and night and you have late day.       >>> The rest of the time, stay below my beltway.       >>       >>       >>       >>       >> Bump.       >       > We are looking forward to the sequel.       >>       >>       >> This is a response to the post seen at:       >> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=690248264#690248264       >       > --       who's we              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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