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> "Will Dockery" wrote in message
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>> Apparently, Woodstock Eddy is finally preparing to go forward with
>> what he's been planning and talking about since at least September:
>> Opening a new pizza joint in Shadowville and going head-to-head with
>> Pasko's Pizza Roma.
>
>
> Like THAT'S a fucking hard thing to do. A homeless man selling pizza
> out of the back of his station wagon could do better than Pizza Roma.
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>> He hasn't showed up, or called Pizza Roma in two days, which Pasko
>> takes to mean he's quit.
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>
> That's because Pasko is a moron, Will. I don't suppose he's tried to
> contact his employees to see if something is wrong? Maybe Eddy is
> lying on the floor somewhere bleeding to death? Or any number of
> things I'm guessing your retard fuck-up for a manager/owner probably
> didn't think of to check on.
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>
>>I stopped by his place tomight, and though he
>> was very drunk, he gave me the update:
>
>
> So, wait...he was "very drunk" yet he "gave you an update?" And you
> listened to him? This proves you're even stupider than you've proven
> so far, Will. If he had been high on cocaine or meth would you have
> listened to his "update" then too?
>
>
>>
>> He wants to open a shop called Fantastic Four Pizzaria [I mentioned
>> this name *might* get him in trouble with Marvel Comix, but he likes
>> it], to signify the four partners he envisions in this new pizza
>> joint
>>
>> Woodstock Eddy himself, owner and greeter.
>>
>> Doug Andrew, manager and in charge of alcohol selection.
>>
>> Me [Will Dockery] covering the entertainment aspect.
>>
>> Tre Wright, head cook and director of pizza innovations. This would
>> also include bringing Amber in.
>> Eddy's shopping around for a brick ove, et cetera.
>
>
> Is he going to get Captain America to be a sponsor???
>
> You are such a fucking moron, Will.
This is the earliest mention I've found of Cain kicking Drecksters ass.
This Dreckery delusion takes the cake!
"Me [Will Dockery] covering the entertainment aspect."
So sad it didn't happen. Perhaps it's all for the best, otherwise
Dreckery's crappy fartwork couldn't promote Tarzan Pies at Parnello's
House of Ptomaine.
Gad, what a fucking loser.
--
"Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign
that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
another asskicking from Pendragon.
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
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