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|    Re: Pearls Before Swine: Cell Phone Upda    |
|    27 Oct 25 13:52:44    |
      XPost: rec.arts.comics.strips       From: noone@nowhere.com              On 27/10/25 11:15, Your Name wrote:       snip              > we do have a smart meter,       > but I don't know when it was installed. We certainly never asked for one       > nor ever paid for it to be 'upgraded' (other than being included in the       > standard, ever-increasing electricity prices).              It is slightly surprising after such inane verbosity claiming a       profundity of ignorance with regard to your meter's housing or       existence, that you now concede that you do have a smart meter in       agreement with your power company which you hate because it keeps       increasing prices.       An elderly aunt of mine tells of how in her youth she could buy an ice       cream (in a cone) for one (yes,1), penny. Whilst not as effective as       electricity powered air conditioning, an ice cream in summer's heat is       more pleasurable. Nowadays, electricity is far cheaper and not so       fattening so you really are getting a bargain. You would be happier if       you realised this or if you want more than just happiness, perhaps great       joy, put solar panels on the roof and install a Tesla Powerwall Battery.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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