From: ldo@nz.invalid   
      
   On Mon, 16 Feb 2026 19:01:13 -0500 (EST), Scott Dorsey wrote:   
      
   > On Mon, 16 Feb 2026 21:25:52 -0000 (UTC), Lawrence D’Oliveiro wrote:   
   >>   
   >> On Mon, 16 Feb 2026 10:20:05 -0500 (EST), Scott Dorsey wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> There are a lot of tests that I'd like to see someone take before   
   >>> marriage, for example assuring that one is not about to marry an   
   >>> ax murderer. But these are not likely to be performed.   
   >>   
   >> Questionnaire item "Have you murdered any axes lately?"   
   >   
   > My ex's sister murdered a beautiful santoku knife over the holidays.   
   > The edge is totally rolled and I am not sure if it can even be   
   > reground.   
      
   It’s those big thigh bones, isn’t it? You really need a hacksaw for   
   those.   
      
   Or get a bigger acid bath, I suppose.   
      
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