From: atropos@mac.com   
      
   NORTH POLE - Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer received praise for taking a   
   stunning and brave stance against outdated binary gender stagnation by   
   changing his name to Rolanda and subsequently dominating every field in the   
   female division of the North Pole's annual Reindeer Games.   
      
   "Rolanda is a shining beacon for young, female reindeer in more ways than   
   one," stated the president of the North Pole Reindeer Games Committee, Bob   
   Chairman. "She has shattered records in every event she has entered, which   
   says so much about the physical potential of all female reindeer."   
      
   Rolanda the Red-Nosed Reindeer did indeed break records in all events,   
   including the Sleigh Pull, Flying, Landing, Oat Bag Toss, Gingerbread House   
   Trampling, and the Giant Slalom.   
      
   She struggled with the final event, Reindeer Feminine Ice Dancing, performing   
   far worse than all other female competitors. The judges still awarded her the   
   gold medal for being so stunning and brave.   
      
      
   https://babylonbee.com/news/rudolph-changes-name-to-rolanda-domi   
   ates-female-reindeer-games   
      
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