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   Adam H. Kerman to atropos@mac.com   
   Re: Why California is Broke and Texas is   
   16 Feb 26 20:54:04   
   
   From: ahk@chinet.com   
      
   BTR1701  wrote:   
      
   >CALIFORNIA:   
      
   >The Governor of California is jogging with his dog on a nature trail. A   
   >coyote jumps out and attacks the governor's dog, then bites the   
   >governor. The governor starts to intervene, then reflects on the movie   
   >BAMBI and realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what   
   >is natural.   
      
   While the story made me smile and there is plenty of truth in it, one must   
   assume the coyote is rabid and is not doing what is natural. Why didn't   
   the dog alert?   
      
   I tend to walk my dog overnight. I don't wake up in the middle of the   
   night every night, but when I do, the dog is always ready and willing.   
   We have encountered juvenile coyotes. The dog always alerts but acts   
   more like encountering another dog being walked than danger. In an   
   afternoon walk, we have encountered foxes. I have no idea if there are   
   wolves around here but we've never encountered one.   
      
   The most reaction I get from the dog is upon encountering the most   
   dangerous creature of all, a squirrel.   
      
   >TEXAS:   
      
   >The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog on a nature trail. A coyote   
   >jumps out and attacks the governor's dog. The governor shoots the coyote with   
   >his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging.   
      
   He shot the animal? Doesn't he know that you drop an anvil on his head?   
      
   >The governor has spent 50 cents on a .45-caliber hollow point cartridge. The   
   >buzzards eat the dead coyote.   
      
   >And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.   
      
   >(h/t to anim8r for finding this for me.)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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