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   From: lcraver@home.ca   
      
   On Sun, 18 Aug 2013 14:53:23 +0000 (UTC), Blue Bird   
    wrote:   
      
   >There's a massive crowd of people outside of the White House when Obama   
   >takes off in Marine-1 (the Presidential helicopter). Obama says, "I   
   >could throw a hundred dollar bill out the door and make one person   
   >happy."   
   >   
   >Michele says, "Or, you could throw two fifty dollar bills out the door   
   >and make two people happy."   
   >   
   >Biden says, "Or, you could throw one hundred one dollar bills out the   
   >door and make a hundred people happy."   
   >   
   >Finally the pilot turns around and says, "Or, you could throw yourself   
   >out the door and make them all happy."   
      
   Old joke - I heard the same story when Lester Pearson was prime   
   minister of Canada in the early 1960s   
      
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