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   In article <1loc191febcc9ig421386r8stf5b9dt8ot@4ax.com>,   
    The Horny Goat  wrote:   
      
   > On Sun, 18 Aug 2013 14:53:23 +0000 (UTC), Blue Bird   
   >  wrote:   
   >   
   > >There's a massive crowd of people outside of the White House when Obama   
   > >takes off in Marine-1 (the Presidential helicopter). Obama says, "I   
   > >could throw a hundred dollar bill out the door and make one person   
   > >happy."   
   > >   
   > >Michele says, "Or, you could throw two fifty dollar bills out the door   
   > >and make two people happy."   
   > >   
   > >Biden says, "Or, you could throw one hundred one dollar bills out the   
   > >door and make a hundred people happy."   
   > >   
   > >Finally the pilot turns around and says, "Or, you could throw yourself   
   > >out the door and make them all happy."   
   >   
   > Old joke - I heard the same story when Lester Pearson was prime   
   > minister of Canada in the early 1960s   
      
   I don't think the Conservatives would be happy with Joe Biden as   
   President, so not happy.   
      
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