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   Fascist Flea to All   
   A theory about Witlessmoron's...   
   08 Oct 23 13:37:45   
   
   From: fascistflea@gmail.com   
      
   ... constant digging for disgusting buried things to chew on.   
   Here's an astonishing parallel from the animal world in Reality:   
      
   []   
   You know the drill…the sniffing, the circling, and finally, it happens.    
   This process of determining where to poop has much to do with    
   your dog's instinct to tell other dogs who and where they are.    
   []   
      
   That's something they teach in vet college. The author goes on   
   to add a Witless-specific detail that cements the analogy:   
      
   []   
   They leave their scent by way of scent glands located in the    
   inside of the rectum.   
   []   
      
   Scottie Witlesspooper wants us all to sniff his rectum.   
      
   OWOOOOOO!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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