From: fascistflea@gmail.com   
      
   duh-Scottie will soon reveal newly discovered theories about   
   historical events. Here are some highlights:   
      
   Benedict Arnold was not a British agent. The colonists smeared   
   him in order to cover up George Washington's opium addiction.   
      
   Werner von Braun was not the principal architect of the U.S.'s   
   space program. He was actually a Soviet spy captured by   
   the FBI and coerced into claiming credit for rocket science   
   that was stolen from North Korea.   
      
   Donald Dumpster did not steal thousands of secret documents   
   out of spite and self-aggrandizement. Some were planted by   
   the Soros-funded "deep state", others were spirited away from   
   Obama's Presidential library, and the rest weren't even real secrets.   
      
   To support dickless Witless in their relentless pursuit of wacko   
   conspiracy theories, please send all your money to Elon Musk.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)