From: fascistflea@gmail.com   
      
   "Obtuse? You saying I'm OBTUSE?!"   
   >   
   > > How dare the dirty dem's infringe on Witlessmoron's holy   
   > > place of worship? Polls are only (and that means ONLY!) to   
   > > be cited and exalted and hallowed by the Counting Class.   
   > > That is where dimbulbs like Witlessdork scrape by - counting,   
   > > counting, counting. Cause and effect, motivations, emotions -   
   > > none of those have the least value in the Countocracy.   
      
   > > So shut your pie-holes, dirty dem's! As Dumpster cried feebly   
   > > in late 2019, STOP THE COUNTING! That's MAGA territory!   
   >   
   > Only meth fueled binges can go this long. Everyone else would be passed out   
   and sleeping it off by now.   
   >   
   I forgot to mention the concrete encasement that encloses your CPU.   
   Not only does it efficiently repel all forms of mockery, but it also seems to   
   completely dampen any and all hints of irony. When you emit a stunning   
   admission of your own myopia, we have to remember that's what your   
   programming commands: you MUST process every comment and thought   
   absolutely literally. You must NOT allow in any trace of how an actual human   
   being might understand them. You cannot help yourself. So sad.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)