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   Fascist Flea to All   
   What's this? How did I miss this little    
   09 Jan 24 12:57:15   
   
   From: fascistflea@gmail.com   
      
   Idiot Baby's diaper really DOES need changing.   
      
   []   
   Former GOP lawmaker Adam Kinzinger has revealed new details about    
   Dumpster’s alleged bad odour, claiming that he reeks of a combination of    
   several unsavoury scents including “armpits, ketchup, a butt”.   
      
   Speaking on The MeidasTouch Network on Thursday, Mr Kinzinger    
   reignited the claims around the former president’s “not good” smell    
   and launched into a lengthy description of it.   
      
   “It’s not good. The best way to describe it... take armpits, ketchup, a   
   butt, and   
   makeup, put that all in a blender, and bottle that as a cologne,” he said.   
      
   “That’s kind of that. I’ve been amazed that everybody is just kind of    
   learning about this now,” he added.   
   []   
      
   Cue the late-night hosts for cracks about Melanie's™ obvious   
   revulsion at touching Dumpy.   
      
   []   
   One of Dumpster’s puppets told The Independent at the time,    
   “Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud.”   
      
   They added: “He has disgraced his country and disrespects everyone    
   around him because he is a sad individual who is mad about how his    
   miserable life has turned out.”   
   []   
      
   That retort sounds like a verbatim squawk from Dumpster himself.   
      
   Also, it was Pervy Roody who farted on TV.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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