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   From: bob@llittleold.me.uk   
      
   On 18/12/2011 21:25, George M Middius wrote:   
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   > 'Twas the night before Kroodown, and all 'round Goose Puke   
   > Hardly a truth could be found, except for this ruse:   
   > The email with porn that the Kroo'd sworn was jake   
   > He'd just now admitted to be a big fake.   
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   > The Kroo was ensconced in a big ball of snot   
   > He prayed to his "God" for that one last big shot   
   > To get into heaven and noT! burn in hell   
   > And God said to Kroo, the trVth you can tell.   
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   > A wave of cold fear swept over the Kroo   
   > Admit it he could, whate'er might ensue   
   > "You lied like a dog!" they'd all yell in their glee   
   > But Kroo could see now that the truth sets him free.   
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   > And so to the playpen the Kroo bravely went   
   > The email he'd klaimed was by John lately sent   
   > He now did admit was a big crock of lies   
   > No porn had existed, and the Kroo was now wise.   
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   > To his "god" up in heaven the Kroo sent his plea   
   > "Oh Lord, won't you please give your mercy to me?"   
   > Then a shrill voice he heard in his red burning ear   
   > "You're Arnii the Krooborg -- you can rot in your fear."   
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   > © 2007, George M. Middius, Resistance North America   
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   Meanwhile, back at the ranch...   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)