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   From: detritus@ix.netcom.com   
      
   Patrick Turner wrote:   
      
   > On Jul 6, 2:32 am, Lord Valve  wrote:   
   > > Patrick Turner grunted, strained, and squeezed out a pile of epic   
   > > proportion:   
   > >   
   > > A staggeringly huge mound of fertilizer is mercifully excised...   
   > > but underneath the pile, a diamond is discovered:   
   > >   
   > > >  I'm happy I didn't have any kids   
   > >   
   > > Don't tell anyone, but so is everyone else.   
   > >   
   > > The gene pool has enough shit floating   
   > > in it as it is, and the offspring of one more   
   > > leftist fucktard may well be the turd that   
   > > prompts The Man Upstairs to pull the   
   > > handle and flush the whole mess down   
   > > the dunny.   
   > >   
   > > Lord Valve   
   > > Environment-destroying avaricious American businessman   
   >   
   > But there is no evidence of a Man Upstairs.   
      
   There's no evidence there ain't one, either - Mexican standoff.   
      
   > I am very happy to not have had children who'd have to put up with   
   > "Environment-destroying avaricious American businessman"   
      
   We agree, then: more stuff for me!   
      
   > There are sure plenty of these right wing arsoles around.   
   > Unfortunately some get into positions of power within a democracy.   
   > They usually make so many mistakes they are rejected by electors,   
   > while never ever admitting they were wrong.   
   >   
   > I don't believe the God you relate to exists. There is a God, but its   
   > real nature is indefinable; the definition of God is at least   
   > infinite, and will not fit into little brains of humans, especially   
   > any brains with Lord Valve genes within. So because your god don't   
   > exist, and the logistics of heavenly chain pulling and cosmic dunny   
   > operation have yet to be defined, then your summation of me as a   
   > leftist fuctard is mere amusement to me, and without any intellectual   
   > merit I can detect.   
      
   I'm glad you enjoyed it.   
      
   It was dead solid accurate.   
      
   > In the fullness of time all of Lord Valve's pet theories about all   
   > other people will come to mean a big fat zero, just like everyone   
   > else's pet theories, including my own, especially when we will be DEAD   
   > sooner rather than later.   
      
   What a cheerful person you are.   
      
   > I spoke to a girl of 18 at the check out of a supermarket yesterday. I   
   > started with "I thought they outlawed plastic carry bags last week" as   
   > she puts stuff I'd bought into plastic bags. She didn't seems to know   
   > why. The local government had placed an official ban on shopping bags   
   > because its evirnomentally evil. Bags get into rivers and into fish   
   > and are painful silent killers of aquatic animals. Generally, humans   
   > do NOT dispose of plastic products properly. The girl mentioned the   
   > production of plastic bags involves the operation of a filthy plastics   
   > industry.   
      
   Nothing better than filthy plastics.  I use plenty of 'em.   
      
   > OK, she's slightly informed, but I said that if I drove 10km   
   > in my little car, I'd use petrol which would be the result of a   
   > drilling and refining industry, also rather filthy, and the drive is   
   > equivalent perhaps to 200 bags. If I drive 300km to Sydney, maybe its   
   > the equal to thousands of shopping bags, so the few I use each week at   
   > the shop is not a big problem, no?. I explained to her every single   
   > action of being alive is **technically wrong** because it involves   
   > unsustainable and unjustifiable and inevitable degradation of the   
   > environment.   
      
   And there, ladies and gentlemen, you have it.   
      
   THIS dude is a sphincter of legendary proportion,   
   a walkin'-talkin' asshole, a veritable fount of leftist   
   shite.  They all play this game - we should ALL DIE,   
   we don't belong here, we're killing everything, etc.   
   As if we didn't evolve (or whatever) alongside every   
   other organism on this fucking mudball, right next   
   to everything from pond scum to blue whales. These   
   fools think we're *guilty* of something for being the   
   *best* survivors on the planet.  We're not entiltled   
   to  because there's some fucking   
   BUG that needs it, and the BUG takes precedence.   
   Humans be damned, we're a *disease*, and socialism   
   is - if not the cure, at least a palliative.   
      
   Fuck these assholes.   
      
      
   > Just how bad each and everything everyone does should be   
   > considered by each person each day IMHO. I mentioned this and I think   
   > she'll considerate it all but when she gets pregnant like most shielas   
   > do at about 30 after falling in love et all,  then the survival genes   
   > kick in the environment can go fuck itself to death as long as the kid   
   > survives.   
      
   Absolutely right.   
      
   It's a built-in survival mechanism shared by everything   
   that breathes, *especially* mammals.  Good for us -   
   we're kicking reptile and animal ass.  Kill 'em and grill   
   'em, whack 'em and stack 'em.  WE EAT FIRST, and   
   everything else gets leftovers and sloppy seconds. If   
   humans are to continue on this rock, we need to be   
   the best killers and farmers on it.  And we are.   
      
   Fuck you if you don't like it, asswipe.   
      
   > That's motherhood for you.   
      
   Yes, it's obvious - you think your own mom is a piece of crap.   
      
      
      
   > Blokes then proceed to consume   
   > more and fucking more and lead ever absurdly materialistic lives which   
   > have utterly no meaning they could explain. Life just is. That's   
   > enough for most blokes. Fuck the environment. Have 3 more beers. Have   
   > a piss. Pull the chain.   
      
   You are welcome to consume less than everyone else.   
      
   In fact, if you kill yourself, you won't consume *anything*,   
   and you'll become a valuable source of food for worms,   
   beetles, grubs, bacteria, and all those other life-forms   
   you consider to be superior to Man.  Go on, dude...do   
   your duty.  Choose a caliber, suck the muzzle, drop the   
   hammer.  Your kind *can* save "the environment," one   
   retard at a time. BANG!  Gaia thanks you.  Next?   
      
   > OK, so nothing really matters and the environment is fucked up during   
   > the next 20 generations, and some how mankind gets up to 25 billion   
   > ppl and we find ways to squeeze a living from the environment, maybe   
   > by changing our genetics big time to cope.   
      
   One thing you ecotards all share is your fixation with mud.   
      
   You think that the glob you're standing on is the only   
   game in town, that there's only one pie and the more   
   humans there are, the smaller everyone's slice will   
   be.   
      
   Nonsense.   
      
   There are quadrillions of tonnes of resources in just   
   our own solar system.  The amount available in just   
   our own galaxy is so huge there is probably no way   
   to even estimate it.  And there are trillions of galaxies.   
   But no - ecotards are content to sit crying in their   
   beer (oops...make that recycled filtered piss) about   
   how we're running out of everything.   
      
   Like I said - fucktards.   
      
   > I mentioned to our dear   
   > little shop girl that all present reasons for existance and   
   > circumstances of existance will dramatically change in the future and   
      
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