There once was a pissant named Andy   
   Whose KISS amp he plann'dy and plann'dy   
   That said, I'm afraid   
   To touch something he's made   
   He'd be forced to go shit in his hand'y   
      
   His rantings and ravings are direr   
   A sad and notorious liarer   
   It could not be queerer   
   He looks in the mirror   
   And eyeballs his greatest admirer   
      
   In forums he's been quite notorious   
   though frankly, his writing's laborious   
   It cannot be said   
   That he's out of his head   
   Oh wait, yes it can   
   Never mind   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)