home bbs files messages ]

Forums before death by AOL, social media and spammers... "We can't have nice things"

   rec.audio.tubes      Tube-based amplifiers... that go to 11      52,877 messages   

[   << oldest   |   < older   |   list   |   newer >   |   newest >>   ]

   Message 52,753 of 52,877   
   Lord Valve to Peter Wieck   
   Re: Annual Spring Cautionary Post   
   02 Apr 20 10:57:05   
   
   From: ghost.crapper@gmail.com   
      
   On Wednesday, April 1, 2020 at 4:18:49 PM UTC-6, Peter Wieck wrote:   
   > LV: Thank you for demonstrating so clearly and concisely that you are   
   entirely unencumbered by the thought process!   
   >   
   > Peter Wieck   
   > Melrose Park, PA   
      
   Oh, I think my thought processes are fairly acute.   
   I think - hell, I *know* - that you were gullible   
   enough to join the Global Warming Cult and pay   
   tribute to its pope, Algore. You've bought into   
   the most magnificent long con ever mounted in the   
   history of Mankind, a hustle so good that the marks   
   not only don't expect to see the payoff until after   
   they CROAK, but go around fervently recruiting new   
   marks to fund the con. It's fucking brilliant, I   
   gotta hand it to you. The marks jump at the chance   
   to pay for "green" energy and products...which work   
   half as well and cost three times as much as the   
   real ones. And you have a new Virgin Madonna, Saint   
   Greta Cuntberp, who will doubtless be awarded the   
   Nobel Piece Prize for cutting herself in on a piece   
   of the action at such a tender age, walking in the   
   footsteps of Barack Hussein O'Butthole, who was awarded   
   the same prize based on the melanin content of his   
   epidermis, although I seem to be harboring an alternate   
   memory of his having found it at the bottom of a box of   
   Cracker-Jacks, or maybe it was a bucket of KFC. No matter...   
      
   Boy Howdy, Pete, that's a killer hustle y'all got, and if my   
   IQ were only 50 points lower (better make that 100, come   
   to think of it) I'd gleefully hop on the bandwagon, waving the   
   same same glorious red banners as the rest of you, shouting   
   "Orange Man Bad," wearing a Che T-shirt, singing the Mickey   
   Maoist Club theme song ("Who's the leader of the gang that   
   hates the USA?  B - A - R,  A - C - K,  O - B - A - M - A!")   
   and farting egregiously from having eaten all that fucking   
   kale.   
      
   Look downward, Pete...see that withered round thing you're   
   holding? That's you ASS, Junior, and I'm going to hand it   
   to you every time you try to pull any of that Extreme Climate   
   Change horse-shit around here.   
      
   Lord Valve, ThD   
   Climate Debunker   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

[   << oldest   |   < older   |   list   |   newer >   |   newest >>   ]


(c) 1994,  bbs@darkrealms.ca