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   Joy Beeson to All   
   Re: Finally, California drivers can read   
   12 Mar 14 17:29:03   
   
   From: jbeeson@invalid.net.invalid   
      
   On Wed, 12 Mar 2014 15:05:56 -0400, nospam    
   wrote:   
      
   > good point. the gap will automatically increase, without doing anything.   
      
   Unless you're on a bicycle.  In this case, the driver floorboards his   
   car to get around the "stationary object"; then when he finally   
   succeeds, he looks down at his speedometer, says. "Holy crap and   
   there's a SHARP CURVE AHEAD!" and slams on his brakes and you end up   
   impaled on his tailpipe.   
      
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   Joy Beeson   
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