No, no, I haven't converted to the Amish, but they've got a point. If there's   
   a god they would be only ones being saved. Luckily there are many, many gods   
   you can pray to, particularly when you are alone riding a bicycle on the road.   
   And the Banana    
   Goddess (mother nature) favors those riding bikes. Funny, many Amish can't   
   ride bikes.   
      
   On Tuesday, May 13, 2014 11:16:36 AM UTC-4, mobile traveler wrote:   
   > On 5/12/2014 9:23 PM, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:   
   >   
   > > On Monday, May 12, 2014 3:43:38 PM UTC-4, mobile traveler wrote:   
      
   > >> Who exactly are you identifying as _your__ "god", monkey boy?   
   >   
   > >   
   >   
   > > Banana Goddess aka. Mother Nature, most powerful goddess that can throw a   
   hurricane   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   > How many times have you fallen off your bike, monkey boy?   
      
   Actually I tripped coming out of a gas station a couple of days ago and almost   
   killed myself. I guess the Banana Goddess watches over me riding a bike, not   
   when I do something evil like driving.   
      
   Drivers would get killed if god weren't their copilot.   
      
      
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