My wife's boss lent us his GPS several years ago,   
   which directed us to mid-Jersey by way of   
   QUEENS.  ?!   
      
      
   I was southbound I-95 through Westchester County,   
   past Co-Op City in the Bronx, when the thing asked   
   me to take a left on to either 695 or 678 into frickn'   
   Queens.   
      
      
   I ripped the unit off my windshield and said, this thing   
   is full of it!  My wife was furious, but I told her I'd trust   
   a paper map over some gadget.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)