From: bashley101@gmail.com   
      
   On 06/27/2015 10:03 AM, Jeff wrote:   
   > thekmanrocks@gmail.com wrote in news:ad417adb-a7e8-4c14-881a-06d08d86f227   
   > @googlegroups.com:   
   >   
   >> My wife's boss lent us his GPS several years ago,   
   >> which directed us to mid-Jersey by way of   
   >> QUEENS.  ?!   
    >>   
   >> I was southbound I-95 through Westchester County,   
   >> past Co-Op City in the Bronx, when the thing asked   
   >> me to take a left on to either 695 or 678 into frickn'   
   >> Queens.   
   >>   
   >> I ripped the unit off my windshield and said, this thing   
   >> is full of it!  My wife was furious, but I told her I'd trust   
   >> a paper map over some gadget.   
      
   They're not necessarily all that reliable either.  A while back when we   
   were leaving NYC we somehow ended up heading TOWARD NYC on the George   
   Washington bridge.  The bridgekeepser suggested that I make a U-turn   
   when traffic allowed.  Yes, I made a U-turn with the 27-foot monsterhome   
   on the GW bridge.   
      
   > A couple of years ago,when in an unfamiliar part of Tennessee, just after   
   > exiting the interstate the road I was going to take was closed for   
   > construction. I followed the detour and expected the GPS to recalculate a   
   > route. It took me off the detour road and through a residential area (nice   
   > expensive houses on a hillside near a lake) and lead me right back to where   
   > the construction detour began. Rather than continue going in circles, I ended   
   > up getting back on the interstate and going to a different exit to find a   
   > route to my destination.   
      
   The GOOD news is that Judgment Day has been postponed by at least five   
   decades!  Find Sarah Connor?  HAH, the bastards can't even find Sears!   
      
   --   
   Cheers, Bev   
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   "No matter how cynical I get, it's just never enough to keep up."   
                                                      --Lily Tomlin   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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