From: thetibetanmonkey@gmail.com   
      
   The thing is I'm a refugee from America. Yes, I fear for my life every time I   
   go out walking or biking. No, not from crime but from reckless drivers that   
   terrorize the few that dare to come out. People live in the cage and then   
   drive a cage. People that    
   want to be respected go around in SUVs with tinted windows. No, I'm not dark   
   skinned or believe in a funny religion, not even Christian.    
      
   I want to set up my own business that actually requires little or no   
   investment other than promotion. Then we can launch the revolution. Hold it,   
   no violence. All we need is a banana. Yes yes, we need people to know that   
   violence is stupid. And if my    
   ideas are exported to Africa and the Middle East, we may stop the   
   unsustainable flow or refugee to Europe. We may even avoid bombing some of   
   those countries into the stone age. I understand life is cheap there. Hey,   
   life is cheap here. You've heard of    
   Miami Beach, right? Do a search that goes "hit and run accident Miami Beach."   
   Just this week two accidents. One was two guys being hit on the sidewalk, one   
   clinging to life. And they were Federal Agents on a mission in Miami. They   
   caught the driver, a    
   fine-looking young woman. Then another accident. A driver speeding at 100   
   miles per hour hit a British tourist sending him flying. He's dead. The driver   
   is missing. Yeah, they'll make a genuine effort to catch the bad driver   
   because the victim was a    
   tourist and that means money. Many people from Europe think of this as a beach   
   paradise but you can't even ride a beach cruiser. That's why I left Miami   
   Beach and now live among the Haitians. Good people. Their food and music is   
   the best. And they love    
   my revolution.   
      
   So you tell me. Should I emigrate?    
      
   NOTE: A reckless driver almost killed me yesterday, so I'm like born again. I   
   suffer from PTSD and can't handle car horns. This is a war zone.   
      
      
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