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|    Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Phi to liaM    |
|    Re: The Reptilian Brain wants an SUV    |
|    02 Oct 16 11:32:23    |
      From: thetibetanmonkey@gmail.com              On Sunday, October 2, 2016 at 12:36:59 PM UTC-4, liaM wrote:       > On 10/2/2016 4:53 PM, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:       > > SUVs are yang and bikes are yin, so yang crushes yin. Many people turn to       stationary bikes to avoid being crushed, but lose their soul in the process.       > >       >       >       > Idiots. Losing their souls? At the place of taking the fight to the       > SUVs driven by blithering mealy-mouthed fast-food-fed frumps ? SUVs       > essentially made of spit glued cardboard ??       >       > The way I ride my bike with my Jack Russell in tow, there's no vehicle       > (except garbage trucks) that doesn't immediately retreat, drivers and       > passengers huddling trembling in fear as if a tornado was howling its       > way straight towards them.              You charge at them the way the bullfighter fights the bull. Courage, matador!              Our bullies have big mass to back up their intimidation though. They don't       drive cardboard SUVs. You know the SUVs were created to bypass safety       standards and make big bucks?              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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