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   From: shitbags@democrats.net   
      
   Police are looking for the man caught on camera defecating in a   
   Florida homeowner's driveway, but the homeowner says all he   
   wants is an apology.   
      
   Wilton Thomas came home from work on Saturday to find that a man   
   had driven up to his house in a green vehicle, squatted down in   
   the driveway and pooped, using his T-shirt to clean himself.   
      
   The entire incident was captured on Thomas' ring camera, but he   
   said he couldn't clean up the mess, including the discarded   
   shirt, until the following morning.   
      
   “I went in the hot sun, scraped it up, poured it into a bag. I   
   poured bleach, and then I hosed and washed the whole thing off,”   
   Thomas told WKRN.   
      
   Thomas said he tried to be understanding but still would have   
   preferred that the culprit take ownership of his actions.   
      
   “I know when it comes on for you to go, you have to go,” Thomas   
   said. “He could have drove himself right toward the left in the   
   fence toward the coconut tree and do what he wanted to do there.   
   That would be no problem – but in my driveway?”   
      
   He went on, “Knock and say, ‘Man, you know what, I had an   
   emergency. I had nowhere to go, and this is where I had to do   
   what I had to do.”   
      
   The Broward County Sheriff’s Office was using surveillance   
   footage to try determining the man's identity.   
      
   https://www.foxnews.com/us/stranger-caught-pooping-florida-   
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