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   From: jthomq@gmail.com   
      
   Dear slutty Kamala,   
      
   Firstly, why do I call you a slut? Because according to your ex,   
   former Mayor Willie Brown of San Francisco, you're a slut. If   
   you find the word "slut" offensive, may I offer you some other   
   choices? Harlot, whore, prostitute also apply. I'm speaking here   
   not as a woman inflicted with internalized misogyny, but someone   
   who considers herself a word enthusiast. See, according to your   
   former beau, you received a few political favors in exchange for   
   bedroom nookie. Not unlike a street-walking whore who exchanges   
   sexual favors for cash or blow. See what I did there?   
      
   Look it, you have all the right in the world to be a skank. Your   
   body, your choice, as you're fond of saying. Should you choose   
   to use your front hole in lieu of talent, who am I to stop you?   
   Except as I recall, you anointed yourself a leader of the lauded   
   #MeToo movement. Which I think would frown upon ladies selling   
   their sexuality to men in positions of power. Maybe? Hard to   
   know what the current rules are these days, since they're never   
   applied equally.   
      
   But enough about how you're a hypocritical hoe. So what if what   
   could be your entire political career is based on your   
   willingness to lie on your back, legs spread. Or maybe I have it   
   wrong. Maybe you scuffed up your knees. The details matter not.   
   Forest. Trees. You understand. That was then. Let's talk about   
   now.   
      
   Now you're all about taking rights away from Americans, simply   
   because your rabid base of California crazies are all about that   
   fascism. Oh no, I get it, you say you're against fascism, but   
   come on. You and I both know the truth. You like it dirty.   
      
   At your town hall event with Jake Tapper, you said the Second   
   Amendment has no place in society. I'd argue sleeping with a   
   married man has no place in society, but let's try to move   
   passed that slutty flaw of yours. Let's focus on how your   
   current position on Americans' rights is a big problem. For   
   those in the audience who aren't hoe bags, here's a summary of   
   what you said:   
      
   “You can be in favor of the Second Amendment and also understand   
   that there is no reason in a civil society that we have assault   
   weapons around communities that can kill babies and police   
   officers."   
   I just love it how when it comes to guns, suddenly you care   
   about killing babies. Since you're a pro-abortion, baby-killing   
   apologist. Maybe the only way for leftists like yourself to make   
   amends with scary black rifles is if they were used to kill   
   "fetuses." I bet you'd also be in favor of removing bans on   
   certain magazine capacities, if an AR-15, not a curettage and   
   vacuum, was the instrument of choice in abortion. I can hear it   
   now "Safe, legal, rare, with a pistol grip for better aim."   
      
   Kamala, while you're considering who to screw next, do me a   
   favor: define "assault weapon." Then tell me what a semi-   
   automatic is. Based on your comrades in the Democrat party,   
   you're as familiar with guns as you are morality.   
      
   You, Kamala, are an American because way back in 1776ish -- give   
   or take a few years -- a rag-tag group of underdog patriots used   
   their guns to fight off the British. Who were then ruled (and   
   some may argue, are now ruled) by a tyrannical douchecanoe who   
   wasn't keen on personal rights. Instead of taking a series of   
   injustices in stride, our forefathers and foremothers locked,   
   loaded, and told those accent-possessed ninnies to go shove it   
   up their pasty white bums.   
      
   250 plus years later, hashtag no regrets. And, thanks to our   
   Founding Fathers' foresight and a keen understanding of how   
   power-hungry whores work, the Second Amendment was conceived and   
   carried to full term, promising Americans the right to keep and   
   bear arms in order to prevent tyrannical rule. Go see The 2nd   
   Amendment: Liberal Edition! and The Second Amendment: Is It For   
   Muskets Only?! for more entertaining facts.   
      
   Will you watch those videos I just hyperlinked out of the   
   goodness of my heart? Rhetorical question. When you're a whorish   
   leftist like yourself narrative > facts. But hey, someone had to   
   be the bearer of truth, may as well have been me. Someone who   
   doesn't grant sexual favors to get ahead.   
      
   So Kamala, when you're out there pretending to be a champion, a   
   hero, a savior for us all, just know we see through you. We all   
   know you're nothing but trollop eager to take whatever she can   
   get in exchange for power.   
      
   ~Written by Courtney Kirchoff   
      
   https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/dear-kamala-harris-you-anti-   
   gun-opportunistic-hypocritical-skank   
                 
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)