From: qqpnd@yfpvgoo.com   
      
   It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that we announce the passing of   
   Guglielmo Marconi, of Charlottesville, VA.   
      
   A convicted pedophile troll, extraordinaire, avid amateur radio enthusiast   
   and SWL, he provided valuable cycling of   
   oxygen into carbon dioxide and ample generation of fecal matter.   
      
   Guglielmo died after being admitted to William Pierce Memorial Hospital for   
   removal of a   
   rectally-lodged rabbit.  Refusing to be extracted, the animal's panicked   
   biting and scratching ultimately led to massive and uncontrollable   
   internal hemorrhaging.   
      
   A memorial service will be held on Wednesday, July 18 at 11am at   
   SPLC Funeral Home, 3950 Main St., Charlottesville, VA.  The FCC has   
   requested   
   pirate transmitter location details in lieu of flowers.   
      
   With our most sincere condolences,   
   pick you nose and eat the boogers   
   "Guglielmo Marconi"  wrote in message news:vdGQG.96557$%p.95136@fx33.iad...   
      
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