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   fred k. =?UTF-8?B?ZW5nZWxzwq4=?= to All   
   Elron, Katy Perry, and sex with goats   
   22 Aug 20 18:02:27   
   
   From: insertincomprehensiblegibberishhere@yfi984ujEw.com   
      
   SO YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ELRON   
      
   HE'S MY SEXY JEW GOAT THAT I'M PRETENDING IS A SCIENTOLOGIST   
      
   (BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE JEWS, YOU SEE)   
      
   THEN THERE'S KATY PERRY   
      
   SHE'S MY OTHER GOAT   
      
   (AND HAS BEEN FOR LONGER THAN ELRON HAS BEEN COMING AROUND)   
      
   WELL, LAST NIGHT I TRIED TO HAVE A THREE-WAY WITH BOTH OF THEM   
      
   ELRON GOT PISSY AND STARTED ASKING ME FOR MONEY   
      
   KATY PERRY REFUSED TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ELRON BECAUSE HE'S A   
   PIG-EYED SACK OF SHIT   
      
   AND NOW I'M LEFT WITH NO GOATS TO FUCK (THAT i DON'T HAVE TO GO FIND)   
      
   WHAT'S A BOVID LOVER TO DO?   
      
   <3 <3 <3,   
      
   THE REAL FRED   
      
   P.S.: GHE REAL POINT HERE IS THAT I HATE JEWS   
      
   P.P.S.: THEY'RE NOT AS SEXY AS GOATS   
      
   P.P.P.S.: BUT A GOAT WITH A MENORAH GIVES ME BONERS   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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