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   Message 105,696 of 106,048   
   Keven Albert Strum to All   
   That little chickenshit Cyber stalker an   
   17 May 21 08:12:33   
   
   From: arky_bob_rules@yahoo.com   
      
   HELLO   
      
   I AM Keven Albert Strum, PRESIDENT AND CEO OF Keven Albert Strum'S   
   FUCK-A-GOAT, LLC   
      
   THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A FRESHLY-FUCKED GOAT, AND AS WE HEAD INTO SUMMER   
   THE END OF SPRING IS THE IDEAL TIME TO HAVE YOUR GOATS PROFESSIONALLY   
   FUCKED   
      
   SO WHY NOT GIVE FRED'S FUCK-A-GOAT A CALL AND LET US GET YOUR GOATS   
   INTO SUMMER SHAPE WITH A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED GOATFUCKING   
      
   WE TRAVEL TO YOU   
      
   AND FOR THE SAFETY OF BOTH OUR CLIENTS AND THEIR GOATS, WE ARE ALWAYS   
   100% MASKED   
      
   OUR MASKS INCLUDE YOUR CHOICE OF DISPOSABLE SURGICAL, LUCHA LIBRE, AND   
   BALACLAVA WITH BALL GAG   
      
   WE NOW ALSO OFFER IN-HOME GOATFUCKING SERVICES, 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS   
   A WEEK   
      
   IT'S LIKE OUR REGULAR GOATFUCKING SERVICE, BUT WE DO IT IN YOUR LIVING   
   ROOM (TRADITIONAL AL FRESCO SERVICE STILL AVAILABLE DEPENDING ON   
   WEATHER)   
      
   ANYWAY, GIVE Keven Albert Strum'S FUCK-A-GOAT, LLC A CALL TODAY AND WE'LL   
   TAKE CARE   
   OF ALL YOUR SPRINGTIME GOATFUCKING NEEDS   
      
   AND REMEMBER: WHEN YOU NEED A GOAT FUCKED RIGHT, FRED'S FUCK-A-GOAT   
   FUCKS GOATS RIGHT   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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