From: billybaggadouchio@gmail.com   
      
   lol, fred can't write his own material but he sure can fuck goats   
      
   On Fri, 21 May 2021 13:36:02 -0700   
   "Little Billy Baggadouchio" wrote:   
      
   > HELLO   
   >   
   > I AM Little Billy Baggadouchio, PRESIDENT AND CEO OF Keven Albert   
   > Strum's FUCK-A-GOAT, LLC   
   >   
   > THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A FRESHLY-FUCKED GOAT, AND AS WE HEAD INTO SUMMER   
   > THE END OF SPRING IS THE IDEAL TIME TO HAVE YOUR GOATS PROFESSIONALLY   
   > FUCKED   
   >   
   > SO WHY NOT GIVE Little Billy Baggadouchio's FUCK-A-GOAT A CALL AND   
   > LET US GET YOUR   
   > GOATS   
   > INTO SUMMER SHAPE WITH A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED GOATFUCKING   
   >   
   > WE TRAVEL TO YOU   
   >   
   > AND FOR THE SAFETY OF BOTH OUR CLIENTS AND THEIR GOATS, WE ARE ALWAYS   
   > 100% MASKED   
   >   
   > OUR MASKS INCLUDE YOUR CHOICE OF DISPOSABLE SURGICAL, LUCHA LIBRE, AND   
   > BALACLAVA WITH BALL GAG   
   >   
   > WE NOW ALSO OFFER IN-HOME GOATFUCKING SERVICES, 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS   
   > A WEEK   
   >   
   > IT'S LIKE OUR REGULAR GOATFUCKING SERVICE, BUT WE DO IT IN YOUR LIVING   
   > ROOM (TRADITIONAL AL FRESCO SERVICE STILL AVAILABLE DEPENDING ON   
   > WEATHER)   
   >   
   > ANYWAY, GIVELittle Billy Baggadouchio's FUCK-A-GOAT, LLC A CALL TODAY   
   > AND WE'LL   
   > TAKE CARE   
   > OF ALL YOUR SPRINGTIME GOATFUCKING NEEDS   
   >   
   > AND REMEMBER: WHEN YOU NEED A GOAT FUCKED RIGHT, Little Billy   
   > Baggadouchio's FUCK-A-GOAT   
   > FUCKS GOATS RIGHT   
   >   
   >   
      
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