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   K3NNY to All   
   Whisky Lovers Amateur Radio Club   
   22 May 16 02:22:22   
   
   From: k3nny@hotmail.com   
      
   This is Kenny K3NNY.   
      
   I went to Hamvention for the first time this year.   
      
   The Whisky Lovers Amateur Radio Club was very drunk.   
      
   They offered me a whisky. I drank it. Then I fell asleep.   
      
   When I woke up one of their members (the fat guy) was next to me. He said   
   I was a good lay. I do not know what that means. If you can tell me I   
   would appreciate it.   
      
   Another one told me that they were the bad boys of amateur radio. Then he   
   showed me his t-shirt to prove it. Then he put on his leather vest and hat   
   and assless chaps and told me to call him Papa Bunghole. I am not sure   
   what happened after that but I think there was a goat.   
      
   On Saturday I held hands with the fat guy and we looked for the shit   
   volcano but there was no shit volcano. Then I stopped holding hands with   
   the fat guy. He got angry but let me rub his chest so it was OK.   
      
   Then I fucked a chicken.   
      
   So anyway the Whisky Lovers Amateur Radio Club has a callsign. It is   
   WD1CKS. Everyone says it like W-DICKS but I think they are wrong. It is   
   W-D-One-Cucks. I know this because the fat guy told me so when he put the   
   ball gag on me.   
      
   Anyway I have to go. The Whisky Lovers Amateur Radio Club is not done with   
   me yet and they say I need stretching out. I do not know how I will do   
   that while I am bent over the table.   
      
   73s   
      
   K3NNY   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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