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|    K3NNY to All    |
|    Whisky Lovers Amateur Radio Club    |
|    22 May 16 02:22:22    |
      From: k3nny@hotmail.com              This is Kenny K3NNY.              I went to Hamvention for the first time this year.              The Whisky Lovers Amateur Radio Club was very drunk.              They offered me a whisky. I drank it. Then I fell asleep.              When I woke up one of their members (the fat guy) was next to me. He said       I was a good lay. I do not know what that means. If you can tell me I       would appreciate it.              Another one told me that they were the bad boys of amateur radio. Then he       showed me his t-shirt to prove it. Then he put on his leather vest and hat       and assless chaps and told me to call him Papa Bunghole. I am not sure       what happened after that but I think there was a goat.              On Saturday I held hands with the fat guy and we looked for the shit       volcano but there was no shit volcano. Then I stopped holding hands with       the fat guy. He got angry but let me rub his chest so it was OK.              Then I fucked a chicken.              So anyway the Whisky Lovers Amateur Radio Club has a callsign. It is       WD1CKS. Everyone says it like W-DICKS but I think they are wrong. It is       W-D-One-Cucks. I know this because the fat guy told me so when he put the       ball gag on me.              Anyway I have to go. The Whisky Lovers Amateur Radio Club is not done with       me yet and they say I need stretching out. I do not know how I will do       that while I am bent over the table.              73s              K3NNY              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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