From: noreply@remailer.cpunk.us   
      
   UPI - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE   
   An epiphany is clutching many ham radio operators amongst   
   the West Coast USA. Latuda a medication is helping ham radio operators   
   around the nation cope with life. One radio operator with   
   a nervous tic, and shaky hands trying to keep a cigarette in   
   his mouth KB6WBO, just outside of Lancaster animates,   
   "uh, uh, uh, it's truly a miraculous godsend that uh, uh,   
   uh, uh, helps as many a country singer has   
   sung, Latuda"helps me make it through the night."   
   A shifty eyed pudgy man named Erik K6ELY, walking   
   into a Lake Los Angeles market wearing a black "I Love Latuda" shirt   
   was asked, "Have you heard of Latuda?" he spat out   
   a wad of chewing tobacco, and looked both ways to whisper,   
   "I love Latuda, best damn drug that helps me and my better side cope."   
   Ham radio operators who operate during the night are mostly   
   genteel, erratic,eccentric, men who wander the [Salvador] Dali-esque   
   landscape of seventy five-eighty meters. Latuda was thrust into   
   the national spotlight by WA7BZI of Washington   
   who sent his private eyes to look through the trash cans   
   albeit collecting recyclables and found out the majority   
   of selected ham radio operators were on Latuda.   
   One of the most revered ham radio operators and former   
   national radio host Art Bell, smoking a cigar near   
   a Pahrump gas station smiled and blew out a puff of   
   smoke when asked about Latuda, "It is a wonderful   
   medication if used as directed. WA7BZI is correct   
   in revealing Latuda can be godsend! I definitely would   
   plug Latuda on my show." Gregory, K7ZAR from the big island of Hawaii   
   chimes in while waking on a beach, "I really would like to   
   come back to California however it is no secret that many   
   ham operators in the Mojave desert area are on Latuda.   
   If it's good enough for them it's good enough for me."   
   The grand host of Radiowingnuts K6TXH, strongly encourages   
   his fellow hams to ask their primary care physicians for Latuda.   
   He claims, "Best damn stuff I ever tasted, I chew mine,   
   like a flintsone chewable, best damn stuff, whooooo,   
   weeeeee, waaaaa, wacko jacko!"   
   One of the darkest ham radio operators WQ6I in Claremont California   
   whose 3908 net is under protest, toasts a glass of champagne and asserts,   
   "We are currently looking into the legalities of asking the   
   government for Latuda subsidies for our board members.   
   We are getting at least thirty emails a day from our   
   members asking for Latuda subsidies and in this day in age   
   uh, uh, it is most certainly a wonder drug to be reconciled with.   
   As he laughs, "We're going to have a musical benefit in Poway   
   to raise funds and awareness for Latuda, some good stuff going on, so   
   come on board!" As the crackle and pops masked under   
   the snow of atmospheric noise, the picturesque darkly lit and briskly   
   cold ham shacks along the west coast of the USA, cats purr silently   
   in the night. In the more remote ham shacks a bigfoot could be   
   heard in the hills chilling cries that curl the blood of the lone   
   ham radio operator. The bleary eyed ham radio operators reach for their   
   bottles of Lutdua seemingly in unison make a sign of the cross   
   before putting the pill on their tongues as if in communion.   
   Yes, the dark days are over it seems Latuda is going to be   
   word in 2015 on seventy-five and eighty meters.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)