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   Jack Pine Savage to All   
   Re: Misunderstanding, An old man with he   
   16 Sep 22 14:18:10   
   
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   "a425couple"  wrote in message news:X81VK.155795$51Rb.20729@fx45.iad...   
      
   Misunderstanding   
   Long   
      
   An old man with hearing problems crashed his car into a very expensive   
   automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and   
   confronts the old man and says “Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you   
   to a pulp!” The old man replies, “Woah wait buddy, I don’t have that   
   much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins.” The old man   
   dials his son as as he is about to speak the owner of the expensive car   
   yanks the phone out of his hand and says “So you train dolphins, well   
   your old man just hit and damaged my car, you bring me $10,000 or I’m   
   gonna beat the heck outta him!” The son answers “Okay, give me 15   
   minutes and I’ll be there.” In exactly 15 minutes the son pulls up in a   
   Jeep, Ten men jump out and beat the hell out of the expensive car owner.   
   Meanwhile the son walks over to his father and says “Dad I train Navy   
   Seals not dolphins.   
      
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