From: rsw@therandymon.com   
      
   On 2015-12-26, JAB  wrote:   
   > Man robs Oregon credit union,   
   >   
   > then buys Christmas tree with stolen loot and tries to hide behind it   
   >   
   >   
   > http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-robs-bank-hide-behin   
   -christmas-tree-cops-article-1.2475740?ref=Outbrain&ADLocation=f   
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   Doesn't he only truly qualify for the Darwin award if the tree falls on   
   him and kills him?  Or he steals shoddy lighting strings that   
   electrocute him as he hangs them?  Or a truck mows him down, because by   
   standing behind the tree he was actually standing in a lane of traffic   
   (hopefully, by the CEO of the credit union, who was off to file a police   
   report)?   
      
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