From: helbig@asclothestro.multivax.de   
      
   In article ,   
   Edward Prochak  writes:=20   
      
   > [[Mod. note -- Another variant on this idea is:   
   >    The Three Laws of Thermodynamics:   
   >    1) You can't win, only lose or break even.   
   >    2) You can only break even at absolute zero.   
   >    3) You can't get to absolute zero.   
   > -- jt]]   
      
   The "real" laws are:   
   1) Energy is conserved   
   2) Entropy increases   
   3) Absolute zero cannot be reached   
      
   Another variant is:   
   1) You can't win   
   2) You can't break even   
   3) You can't even get out of the game   
      
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