XPost: alt.usenet.kooks, soc.men   
   From: greg@nospam.okthx   
      
   "Rhonda Lea Kirk"  wrote in news:fufcoj$dpc$1   
   @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> /points and laughs   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> I've got something better to point and laugh at: my daughter trying   
   >>>>> to keep up with three five-day old orphaned kittens that some woman   
   >>>>> brought into her store and pawned off on her. We have two cats, and   
   >>>>> we're moving at the end of the month. (I already know we're going   
   >>>>> to end up with at least one of them, so you may continue to point   
   >>>>> and laugh at me too.)   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> P.S. Need a kitty? They'll be ready in about 8 weeks.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> No.  But I'll tell you a good way to get rid of them (that doesn't   
   >>>> involve a gunny sack, a big rock and a lake).  Some years back I   
   >>>> found a scrawny little cat cowering behind a dumpster, so I took it   
   >>>> to work and told some woman she could have it if she flashed me, and   
   >>>> she actually did it.  Maybe the same thing would work in reverse.   
   >>>   
   >>> In my case, I know only one person on whom such a tactic would be   
   >>> both honorable and effective. Given that, I may as well keep the   
   >>> damn cat because I'll eventually get it back anyway.   
   >>   
   >> Your daughter is in her 20s, right?   
   >   
   > Interesting.   
   >   
   > Yes, she is.   
   >   
   >> Have her do this:   
   >>   
   >> http://tinyurl.com/54raqo   
   >>   
   >> or this: http://tinyurl.com/ypxdhc   
   >>   
   >> and that kitten will have a new home in a matter of minutes.   
   >   
   > Her boyfriend lives in a dorm, and I doubt he can have a kitten.   
      
   I was thinking more along the lines of walking down the street that way.   
      
   > Somehow I have a very bad feeling about this.   
      
   Well, I would have suggested that *you* do it...  But if she's 20-   
   something then that means you're probably somewhere between 45 and 65.   
   Nobody wants to look down the shirt of a wrinkled old hag, even if   
   there's a kitten napping in there.  Yuck-O-Rama.  Hell, they'd probably   
   report you to the SPCA for animal abuse.   
      
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