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From: pinku-sensei@caballista.org
"Colonel Jake" wrote in
news:YICdnZPGsewW7YfVnZ2dnUVZ_jqdnZ2d@comcast.com:
> [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
> [»»»xYx«««] "All Hail The FNVW" [»»»xYx«««]
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Thank you, Joey.
>
Trimmed to those with candidates on the ballot (Rauni is a former regular
of SPP, so it stays).
> On Thu, 1 May 2008 21:37:27 +0000 (UTC),
>
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
> posted below:
>
>
> Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2008 Usenet Kook
> Awards.
...
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain--yes, one may vote on the question for
> /both/ candidates)
>
> Brandon and Amber Herbert
YES
> Jeanette "Rauni" Runyon
YES
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
Greg "Greegor" Hanson
One of these days, Greegor will notice that, not only is he playing in the
truck lane of USENET, but that he's been run over.
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
Anthony X
Sir Tony Baloney is still trying to get someone who doesn't use Google
Groups anymore banned from Google Groups, and crusading about it to boot.
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
David Tholen
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
Douglas Grant
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Morgellons Is A Man-Made Silicon Based Life Form" by Alexa Cameron
YES
> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Revisionist claims about Galileo" by John Wentzky
YES
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Offering money to get her online adversaries. That's really crusading!
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
Daniel Joseph Min
Min is such a ghoul!
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
Daniel Joseph Min
And a screeder, too!
> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Daniel Joseph Min
YES
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
YES
> BALSA GAVEL
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Douglas Grant
YES
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by Meat Plow
My first acquaintance with Meat->Plow came from his being lamed in OMH's
.sig, back in 2001, when he was posting as "Malkavian" out of Petitmorte.
That's some /old/ training!
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Luring the Net-Dead Lurkers" by Meat->Plow
YES
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
Pamela Russell
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
Bert "Bertrude" Hoff and Scott "Schattie" Abraham
These two have been circle-jerking each other since last century.
> OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
Colonel Jake
I was a good tenure, Joey. Don't be sad about losing. Cheer up, as AUK
Mascot nominations are coming up this weekend.
The polls are now closed. The votes have been tabulated and the results
will be announced late Saturday in the Western Hemisphere.
--
Pinku-Sensei
FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://club127.net/auk/
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
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