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   XPost: alt.support.attn-deficit, alt.support.tourette   
   From: dawgface@ten.hut   
      
   "Linda"  wrote in message   
   news:6d7e9e04-f261-4089-a483-8a85311a2c05@c60g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...   
   > If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:   
   >   
   > $91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual   
   > $37.50 if you bought Neomagic   
   > $21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac   
   > $20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae   
   >   
   > But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all   
   > the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND . . . You   
   > would have $ . . . 214.00 in cash.   
   >   
   > So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.   
   >   
   > It's called the 401-Keg Plan   
   >   
      
   Look at the gullible people! LOL   
      
   Looks good on the surface, might make a good excuse for Linda to switch   
   from the hard stuff, however! LOL   
      
   There was absolutely no ROI on that beer. They simply got back what they   
   spent in the first place.....their can deposit. The cost of the aluminum   
   was also embedded in the product cost, but hey, whoever said boozers   
   were smart in the first place, eh?   
      
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