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   From: pinku-sensei@caballista.org   
      
   "Colonel Jake"  wrote in   
   news:TbCdnYMGHfcBN5bUnZ2dnUVZ_sbinZ2d@giganews.com:   
      
   > Bozo de Niro of Alt.Comedy.Standup!,   
   > "Being KoOked-oUT this past few days?!?!?!,...., has been sending   
   > me 'countless amounts' of e-mails, or in other words?!?!?!,....,   
   > he has been 'replying to sender,' countless posts that I have made   
   > here on USENET!!! (see teh following):   
      
      
      
   At least you didn't post the bodies of the messages.  That would make   
   you eligible for the Busted Urinal, which I warned you years ago you   
   might qualify for, and which I'd accept.   
      
   > And?,   
   > "The lits goes?!?!?!,...., on, and on, and on!!!..."   
   >   
   >    
   >   
   > But since Bozo?,   
   > "Is being such an?!?!?!,...., obedient koOk!!!,...., to his Master   
   > 'Colonel Jake?!?!?!,' ...., I am going to do teh following ---->   
   >   
   > I Colonel Jake!,   
   > "Being of sound mind   
      
   LOL!   
      
   > and having all my faculties (in full working   
   > force), hereby nominate Bozo de Niro of Alt.Comedy.Standup for   
   > Alt.Usenet.KoOks 'Kook of the Month,' that upon which?!?!?!,....,   
   > if seconded by an worthy seconder, Bozo may be on Alt.Usenet.KoOks   
   > October Vote Ballot of 2008!!!,...., does anybody here ye, want to   
   > Second Bozo de Niro of Alt.Comedy.Standup for the Alt.Usenet.KoOks   
   > 'Kook of the Month Award?!?!?!.' .."   
   >   
   > <>   
   > <> Kook of the Month   
   > <>   
   > <> Every month special recognition is given to someone whose   
   > <> Kookery is judged to have surpassed all others. This is the   
   > <> Kook of the Month award (KotM), voted (somewhat informally) by   
   > <> the denizens of AUK.   
      
   REFUSED.  Bozo just isn't kooky enough.  However, he has posted ample   
   evidence of his cluelessness, so I've nominated him for Clueless Newbie   
   of the Month.  You could second that.   
   --   
   Pinku-Sensei   
   FNVW of AUK   
   Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B   
   Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps   
   http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks   
   http://tinyurl.com/AUKFAQ   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)