XPost: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fan.art-bell, alt.fucknozzles   
   XPost: rec.arts.poems, alt.fluff-girl.pinku-sensei   
   From: greghall@home.fake   
      
   Although the AUK "Kook" Awards exist primarily to interfere with subscriber   
   efforts to deal with the relevant facts, I've composed this post to speak a   
   language of reconciliation, not retaliation. As a preliminary, let me state   
   that is my desire work together with the award caballers in an atmosphere of   
   friendship, change and hope. Call me the Obama of AUK.   
      
   Don't get me wrong, though.  As I've stated before, by allowing the AUK   
   "Kook" Awards to diminish the free speech rights of certain individuals whom   
   only the AUK "Kook" Award-givers perceive as "Kooky" we 'upper crust'   
   subscribers are selling our souls for a pittance. Instead, we should be   
   striving to evaluate and understand the tactics the Caballers have used   
   against us the targeted (because of our perceptive normalcy) individuals.   
   Certainly, the AUK "Kook" Awards caballers truly believe that any halfway   
   plausible excuse is a satisfactory substitute for performance which   
   performance has been totally lacking during the month of February as Atlas   
   Bugged seems to have a core group of libelous caballers on the run and in   
   exile.   
      
   It's just so transparent that a disingenuous and conspiratorial cabal of   
   creepy and argumentative, hostile, megalomaniacal, soporific, lawless dupes   
   who display a base, community college, pseudo-intellectual, liberal   
   aberrancy that stirs in the black hearts of all AUK "Kook" Awards   
   nominators, seconders, and voters who use scapegoating as a foil to draw   
   anger away from more accurate targets are obsessed and addicted beyond   
   reason and consequently unable to see their folly.   
      
   Can we just simply sweep this all under the rug? We cannot! We ignore AUK   
   "Kook" Awards at our own peril. Think I'm exaggerating? Just ask any of the   
   most valuable members of the targeted, erudite community and we'll all tell   
   you how if any of us were to become dictator of AUK, our first act of   
   business would be to build bi-partisan bridges where in the past all that   
   existed were moats and bogs. We would further use our position to inform   
   certain segments of the Usenet's population that if it weren't for a growing   
   number of homosexual, transsexual, metro sexual and pedophiliac liberal scum   
   and DataBasux users the AUK "Kook" Awards would have few friends. This is a   
   shame as proper-administered AUK awards propagated in the original spirit of   
   fun would be an asset instead of the mean-spirited liability it has become   
   in the hands of vindictive people.   
      
   Day by day, thanks to the efforts of Atlas Bugged and his friends the truth   
   is being impressed upon us that the AUK "Kook" Awarder's humorless   
   platitudes are merely a distraction. They serve primarily to generate more   
   self-serving awards piled atop a crumbling foundation of past awards which   
   were all built on shifting sand dunes by inept architects - tawdry   
   showpieces existing to prop up egomaniacal Usenet talking heads, by   
   engendering more punditry from malicious folks. Meanwhile, AUK "Kook" Awards   
   drones are continuing their mean-spirited work of advancing the AUK 'Kook"   
   Awards real goal, which is to criticize other people's beliefs, politics,   
   businesses and lifestyle and to marginalize their aspirations. This when the   
   original intent was to poke fun along the lines of a 'roast.'   
      
   It's my personal opinion, based on months of observation, that the AUK   
   "Kook" Awards administration claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly   
   after getting caught red-handed trying to smear and damage a respected law   
   firm but this is too little, too late - this half-hearted and forced   
   (probably by counsel) silence. This turning over a new leaf under duress is   
   an outright lie that is now being circulated by AUK 'Kook" Awards' acolytes   
   who, as typifies liberals, are totally hypocritical and obvious. The truth   
   is that whenever there's an argument about the AUK "Kook" Awards' devotion   
   to principles and to freedom, all one has to do is point out that AUK 'Kook"   
   Awards' ability to reason from premise to conclusion is nearly non-existent.   
   That should settle the argument pretty quickly. If it takes more than that   
   do visit the Kookpedia website and the method to the madness sticks out like   
   a sore thumb via crass repetition. In typical liberal fashion they are out   
   to destroy any and all detractors.   
      
   The AUK "Kook" Awarders seem to have no trouble sweet-talking what I call   
   cancerous caballers into helping it harvest what others have sown. While   
   riding on the backs of those the caballers belittle, these losers actually   
   think they are the ones pulling the load. This is the flaw in the AUKer   
   campaigns of malice and malignity. They don't understand this is   
   preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and   
   boldly. Instead they languish in the past with their delusions of grandeur   
   and haven't yet noticed they've been vigorously kicked to the curb.   
      
   Let me therefore state that some folks respond to the AUK 'Kook" Awarder's   
   audacious doings in much the same way that they respond to television   
   dramas. They laugh. They cry. They wring their hands. They emote. But this   
   is Usenet where they read them, they reply to them, they talk about them   
   both in front of them and behind their backs but they feel no overwhelming   
   compulsion to do anything about them. (Except for Atlas, that is.) That's   
   why I insist we build a Usenet world overflowing with compassion and   
   tolerance. Rather than sue them out of existence how about we humor them.   
   How about we all recognize that they are a struggling comedy act, a joke on   
   themselves? How about we embrace reality when it's so obviously front and   
   center?   
      
   Only through unbiased self-education can individuals gain the independent   
   tools they need to discern fantasy from reality. But the first step is to   
   acknowledge the frequent liberal lies about how people prefer "cultural   
   integrity," "multicultural sensitivity, "diversity," and "political   
   correctness" to choosing an independent and moral course through life that   
   the liberal, brainwashed folks who are just so many sheep fear. We need to   
   explain to such people that the AUK "Kook" Awards cabal wonders why everyone   
   hates them when they honestly fell they are doing a public service.   
   Apparently, they never stopped to think that maybe it's because they   
   recently delight in their malicious persecution that started out as comedy   
   but has regressed into a means of savage revenge.   
      
   I'd like nothing more than to extend my hand in friendship to the AUK "Kook"   
   Awards supporters and convey my hope that in the days to come we can work   
   together to constructively criticize the AUK "Kook" Awards caballers   
   publicly for their formalistic categories, their spurious claims of   
   superiority, their blindness to the abuse of private power and their failure   
   to see they are the ultimate PKBers.   
      
      
   --   
   Gregory Hall   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)